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Let me start off by saying that I love my wife, but she really has left me no choice. No she didn’t cheat on me, no she didn’t beat the kids, it’s worse.
She went on a diet.
(no problem with that – good luck honey)
Apparently (and those of you who are married (and men)) understand this. When a woman diets it becomes a family effort. I can handle eating whatever ‘crap’ you put in front of me.
BUT I have to draw the line at the diet drinks. In my fridge there is sweet tea made with splenda, diet dr. pepper, and crystal lite. NO REGULAR DR. PEPPER.
I’m a damn programmer – I drink like a 2 liter and a half a day when I’m working. She is going to kill me – unless I divorce her first.
I’ll miss her.
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Problem with those diet drinks is they still provoke an insulin response because the body *thinks* there is sugar in there. She might as well go out and get the really good soft drinks that have cane sugar in them – no high fructose corn syrup. Same insulin response, but a rich flavor. They cost a bit more too.
Hahaha, I feel your pain!