Every year it seems someone start screaming (and using scare tactics) to get you convinced there is a new pandemic that is going to kill you.
Ebola = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
SARS = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Drug-resistant TB = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Bird Flu = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Swine Flu = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!

Next year it will be the Google Flu.  Here are the headlines to look out for so you know it’s coming.

Man dies after stressing over his website quality score.

Illness spreads through internet cafe users after the people inside were unable to find what they were searching for due to spam.

More importantly webmasters REALLY have to be alart during this ‘swine flu’ period.  We all know that SPAM has pig parts in it :)

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