Black Hat SEO Digest

GLOBAL PANDEMIC – Webmasters could be next

Every year it seems someone start screaming (and using scare tactics) to get you convinced there is a new pandemic that is going to kill you.
Ebola = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
SARS = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Drug-resistant TB = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Bird Flu = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!
Swine Flu = GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!

Next year it will be the Google Flu.  Here are the headlines to look out for so you know it’s coming.

Man dies after stressing over his website quality score.

Illness spreads through internet cafe users after the people inside were unable to find what they were searching for due to spam.

More importantly webmasters REALLY have to be alart during this ’swine flu’ period.  We all know that SPAM has pig parts in it

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Well – It’s time for a divorce.

Let me start off by saying that I love my wife, but she really has left me no choice.  No she didn’t cheat on me, no she didn’t beat the kids, it’s worse.

She went on a diet.

(no problem with that – good luck honey)

Apparently (and those of you who are married (and men)) understand this.  When a woman diets it becomes a family effort.  I can handle eating whatever ‘crap’ you put in front of me.

BUT I have to draw the line at the diet drinks.  In my fridge there is sweet tea made with splenda, diet dr. pepper, and crystal lite.  NO REGULAR DR. PEPPER.

I’m a damn programmer – I drink like a 2 liter and a half a day when I’m working.  She is going to kill me – unless I divorce her first.

I’ll miss her.

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